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To all who value thier lives (or sanity) [Sep. 30th, 2005|04:13 pm]
[Current Mood | shocked]

I believe that it is my duty to point out this excerpt of conversation I had with that annoying little mortal named Mark yesterday. Aside from his constant rudeness, I'm sure some will be disturbed by the fact that he seems so willing to muck about with programming files. Especially when it is obvious I can do nothing to him (I'm in Mexico! Honestly!), and yet, he is still willing to play about with our files as if he has the right. I for one, am not very impressed. Doesn't look like the Master Programmer is the one we should be worrying about, now does it?
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Silly Mortals. [Sep. 29th, 2005|10:10 pm]
[Current Mood | calm]

Honestly, mortals can be so entertaining. It's been getting a little boring up in the hotel, not to mention Sparxie was whining about being cooped up. So, I went for a little crawl around. This place is full of tunnels. I think I got lost at one stage. Found a mortal though, asked him directions. I don't know if running and screaming in the opposite direction is the standard answer for that type of question, but even so it's awfully rude. And, yes, for anyone who's worried, I let him live. I doubt whoever owns the hotel would like to be finding bodies lying around. They're a terrible pain to clean up, I tell you. I may have damaged some pipes however. Who would put them so haphazardly in such a lovely crawl space? They should know they're going to get in the way! Well, at least it was better than sitting in this room all day. :)
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I wonder what Mexico is like... [Sep. 13th, 2005|08:54 pm]
[Current Mood | good]
[Current Music |organ... o dear I hope they have these in Mexico... :(]

Probably just the same as here. Honestly, mortals have no imagination! It seems I'm off on a little trip with Lord Fear, Sparxie and the Master Programmer. Of course, I'm only going to be by my lords side. He needs me, exspecially going off to explore this world. I understand why those other two have to come along, but I hope they don't expect me to keep up the conversation. I couldn't think of anything worse. Hopefully, there'll be something to target practice or at least something to do. Honestly, it has gotten rather boring around here.
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(no subject) [Aug. 13th, 2005|02:15 pm]
[Current Mood | bored]

Well, Sparxie has decided to move in. I can't say I'm all that pleased. But as long as she doesn't talk to me, I'm sure we'll get on just fine! I'm willing to put up with her for Lord Fear. (I hope she has the decency to do the same.)

She didn't seem too pleased about my suggestion that she prove herself to Lightning with some photographic evidence. Thought the whole point was to prove herself? Oh well, it's really none of my business to pry. But it would've been so much fun to see the look on Lightning's face!

...

Dear me, I think I have been cooped up far too long, I need to do some blasting. I wonder where the rat has got to...?
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2005|03:47 pm]
[Current Mood | o what a sunny day!]

Hehe. And how is everyone on this beautiful day? I will once again say how much I enjoy this LJ. The internet is a magnificent place, is it not? Exspecially when everything that one says can be indelibly recorded for the enjoyment of others! Not the brightest place to double cross someone, you would say. But then, mortals can be so stupid. Ace Lightning's foolish sidekick thought he could trick Lord Fear into giving him his pieces of the amulet. Imagine! Thinking you could fool Lord Fear. I of course, went and showed this particular conversation to Ace Lightning. Which Lord Fear had so cunningly left unlocked (he's so clever). Lightning thought his sidekick was trying to wipe out his girlfriend! Hehe. Serves the mortal right, going behind people's backs like that. Good thing I'm here to make sure that everyone behaves themselves. :)

You all have a wonderful day now, you hear?!
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The joys of journaling. [Jul. 6th, 2005|08:34 pm]
[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |Organ - so relaxing!]

Oh, I'm so glad I got this journal! It's just so much fun. I spent hours yesterday tormenting Ace Lightning's sidekick. Hehehe. I never knew mortals could get so angry! Perhaps those human emotions do hold some power. Not that they're any match for me. I'm Lord Fear's weapon of choice!

However, I am somewhat concerned about Lord Fear. I'm sure he knows what he is doing, being such the wise master he is, though I can't understand why he hasn't told me about Sparx. Although I am sure it is all part of some brilliant plan to destroy Ace Lightning. Lord Fear is so clever.
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Greetings. [Jul. 4th, 2005|11:32 pm]
[Current Mood | such wonderful music!]
[Current Music |Lord Fear on the organ - he's so talented!]

Well, hello, hello everyone. Thought I might just pop in and see what this is all about. My lord needs me after all and quite a bit seems to be going on through here. I've always been there for him and I'm not going to stop now. Have to keep an eye on things for him, you see? Lord Fear can't do without me.

And, blimey, you all've been pretty busy now haven't you? Well, good thing I'm here now to keep an eye on things. See, m'lord? You're loyal staff will always be beside you!
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